.Years ago, Abu Hamza came to one of his favorite whore-houses in Finsbury Park in North London, near one of the mosques where he was an Imam. Irene, an infidel-whore, who hadn't seen Abu for years asked him where he had been. He told her he just returned from Afghanistan.
Irene noticed that he was missing both arms and had a hook for his right hand. "What happened to your arms?"
Abu Hamza: "They were both blown off by a land mine during the war against the Russian unbelievers, but I killed 14 of them that day, Hamdulillah (Praise be to Allah). The National Health Service gave me only one hook though, may their children be infested with camel lice!"
Then she noticed his left eye was made of glass, "What about your eye? Did you lose it during a battle against the Russians?"
Abu Hamza: "No, it was your blasted British pigeons. I was shooing them away from the Mosque when one of them flew over and shite right in my eye."
Irene, who had been expecting a more gory response, confusedly asked, "How could a little pigeon crap cause you to lose your eye?"
Abu Hamza snapped, "I'd only had this blasted hook for a few days!"
"Today came the news that England by extradite the notorious jihadist and imam Abu Hamza al-Masri to the United States. The High Court decided on Friday. The decision of the High Court also includes the extradition of four other terrorist agitators; Babar Ahmad, Syed Talha Ahsan, Adel Abdul Bary and Khalid al-Fawwaz. U.S. Embassy in London was very happy with the news and already have two civilian aircraft ready at an airbase in eastern England.
Abu Hamza al-Masri had a nest in the biggest mosque in London, Finsbury Park. The same mosque that was filmed from the inside with a hidden camera in the documentary Dispatches - Undercover Mosque, where radical / militant waft about their hatred of the West and democracy.
Abu Hamza al-Masri was arrested in 2004 in Britain for inciting murder of non-Muslims and others, hate speech and possession of terrorist propaganda. 2006, he received seven years in prison. He is a member of the Muslim Brotherhood and has British citizenship, as far as we know. Hamza lost one eye and one hand (now has a hook) in Afghanistan when he was doing something explosively around the 2003rd So far, he has cost the British taxpayer more than 2.75 million pounds in welfare benefits, investigations and more."
(Google translate from Avpixlat)