Proud Infidel ranting about the ongoing war against democratic and secular values (Don't fool yourselves)! Maybe a voice of sanity in a wide ocean of madness.


The terrible dangers of dancing

A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counseling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.Ahmed asks,
'We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women.But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together.'
'Absolutely not,' says the Mullah.'It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately.
''So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?
''No,' answered the Mullah,'It's forbidden in Islam.
''Well, okay,' says Ahmed,'What about sex? Can we finally have sex?
''Of course!' replies the Mullah,'Allahu Akbar!(GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!
''What about different positions?' asks the man.
'Allahu Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem),' says the Mullah.
'Woman on top?' Ahmed asks.
'Sure,' says the Mullah.'Allahu Akbar. Go for it!
''Doggy style?
''Sure! Allahu Akbar!
''On the kitchen table?
''Yes, yes! Allahu Akbar!
''Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators,leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?
''You may indeed.. Allahu Akbar!
''Can we do it standing up?
''No, absolutely not!' says the Mullah.
''Why not?' asks the man.
'Because that could lead to dancing"!


Anonymous USpace said...

Pela - This is a great joke, and it really illustrates the insanity of the anti-dancing zealots. I bet the mullahs don't approve of Dancing Matt. Check him out, see his video, you'll be glad you did.

Unlike standard Multiculturalism dogma which says we should celebrate our cultural differences, Matt and his dancing videos illustrate what instead we should celebrate at least just as much if not more, our similarities, what we as humans of all cultures share in common.

Tears of joy! Incredible video. Dance everybody, dance! Matt is cool, it’s good to see that he’s still out there cruising around. Leave him a comment about his evil dancing. LOL! I’m sure he’ll appreciate it. Great job Matt! Stay safe out there! Keep dancing!
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
outlaw ALL dancing

moving bodies to music
must be seen as evil

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
rock and roll is evil

it's the devil's best music
and dancing to it is sin

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
only Earthlings may dance

it is simply forbidden
elsewhere in the Universe

Famous 'Where the Hell is Matt' Dancing Videos!
Matt Was in New York City!
Philosophy of Liberty Cartoon


Wednesday, 30 July 2008 at 07:58:00 CEST


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