Oh- This is getting ridicoulus

To night when I was going home from work, a car slammed in to me.
I don't remember a thing about the incident, I only woke up in the emergency ward.
My left shoulder is jammed, aswell as the left knee. So Now I have two bad knees!

I have a dent in my skull that is... well- humungous!
I don't know what it is with me- maybe bad karma...
I must have done some really bad things lately.

I have no idea where my bike- or the remains of it- are.
And now they have shawed me again!

What have I done to deserve this?

Sigh!

Update:
I came out of it with two cracked ribs, a concussion, an AC- contution (oh boy does that hurt!) and a splinter fracture to my leg right below the knee joint. I'm having a very interresting colour on large parts of my body- my left leg, my upper torso (but for some reason not my face who took a pretty bad blow). I even have a very interresting logo shaped bruise on my shoulder. It's perfectly retangular with two "wiggleys" or lying down S:s.
Anybody knows what car make that is?

I have no idea! Can't remember a thing.

Well- atleast I'm walking around (kind of) and my son has a new thing to brag about at kindergarten. HEH!

It only hurts when I laugh! Well nearly, it also hurts when I try to sleep, coufghs, seneezes and so on.

Yesterday I was watching the Drew Carrey show and one scene was so funny that I laughed out loud. It sounded something like this:

"Heh, heh, heh- ow, ow, ow %&¤##"- ing #"!&." My son came in and asked me:
"Daddy. Why are you crying?"