Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.