A couple of years ago, I went fishing with some family friends in northern Lapland, Sweden.
We were walking on an old trail road.
All of a sudden, we heard commotion in the bushes to our left.
Suddenly a bear raced out in front of us. As I call it, it was a male, maybe 250-300Kg, but the bear decided to take a run, and meanwhile take a shit on me.
I´m not joking. The fucking animal literally sprayed me with poo.
Thankfully- this partially bear seems to have been something of a vegetarian- so the litter was quite hard and non-smelly.
Was I afraid?
Count on it!
But I still had for knives and a machete on me!
So if the bear would have come at me- the fucker would have done the wrong move...
Either the bear would have been done for, or the bear would have been picking its teeth with a machete. :)
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